Do you have a long-winding dirty joke, or a dirty joke that requires a whole lot of story and explanation? Well this section of the site is for you then! Here, you can post jokes that range from those that start with “A priest, a dominatrix and a nun walk into a bar” to an entire sexual or scatological parody of the Beauty and the Beast story. Again, as long as your narrative joke is downright dirty and offensive to the core, we will post it here. We don't care if there's a lot of swearing, some hints of incest and bestiality, or even outright mean bashing of certain foreigners and their religions. As long as your joke is long and can sustain the gross and offensive factor, we will be happy to post it here.


We have to tell you, however, that we prefer any long joke that you post here to be fictional – meaning that we hope that whatever story you put on here is a standardized long dirty joke. We have a separate section for outlandish and dirty stories that actually happened to you or anyone you know (even your grandma). Otherwise, go crazy.


Post your long dirty jokes here.