In this section, we collect the one-liners, the knock-knock jokes, and the question-and-answer types of dirty humor. We also allow lists in this section (for example, a list of answers to the question “Why is sex like riding a bike?”) because technically, they are just a list of dirty, funny one-liners anyway. As long as your list of answers to a question don't exceed fifty items, then you can post it here without it being thrown into the garbage – we so hate wasting things like that though. Barring that, we suppose you can post your lists in parts.


That being said, we don't care if your jokes are about shitting, women, homos, racism, or even sex involving a man, his horse, two jars of phlegm and an asthmatic old hag. As long as they are short, quick, and hits you right between the eyes, they belong to this section, without question at all. We must remind you that holding back on your dirty humor is not an option. As far as this site is concerned, the dirtier, the better. But we have to warn you that one-word jokes may not be accepted; even childish humor needs context.

Post your short dirty jokes here.